vibe my business

Every AI tool wants you dependent.
We want you gone.

This is an incubator, not a subscription you're supposed to keep. Twelve rungs, about twelve months, from idea to a real business — your domain, your site, your Stripe, your customers, all in your name. Then you cancel, and we call that graduation. $9.99 a month while you climb.

The part nobody says out loud

The tools are built to keep you stuck.

Look at how the AI app-builders actually make money. Credits — that burn fastest when the AI is fixing its own bugs. Hosting you can't leave. Sites you can't export. Domains held in their account. A meter that runs whether you succeed or not. None of it is an accident: every one of those companies loses money the day you become competent. So the product is tuned, politely, to make sure you never quite do.

They sell the shovel and profit when you keep digging in the wrong spot. We sell the way out of the hole.

Here's our whole model, in the open: you pay $9.99 a month. Everything gets set up in your accounts, in your name, so nothing we touch breaks when you leave. The curriculum ends with you auditing your own independence and cancelling. The average member should need about twelve months. If you're still here in year two, we've failed — and we mean that as a metric, not a slogan.

The curriculum

Twelve rungs. One fundamental each. Hard milestones.

Each rung teaches one thing every real business owner knows, with an AI copilot doing it alongside you — and a milestone that's checkable, not a vibe. You don't climb until the milestone is real. The overview of every rung is free; membership is the copilot and the review.

  1. The Reality Check

    Is the idea worth a year of your evenings — and the honest monthly bill: domain ~$1/mo, hosting $0–20, Stripe 2.9%+30¢, email $0–7.

    Milestone: a one-page reality sheet + one real conversation with someone who has the problem.

  2. The Name and the Domain

    What a registrar is, and why the domain lives in YOUR account — never "included in a plan."

    Milestone: domain bought, in your registrar account, auto-renew on.

  3. The Website, Live

    One page that answers who it's for, what you fix, what it costs, how to reach you.

    Milestone: your page loads at your domain over HTTPS.

  4. Hosting, Understood

    What hosting IS, what DNS records do, and the drill that makes you impossible to lock in.

    Milestone: you explain your setup out loud and point a test subdomain yourself.

  5. Getting Paid

    Stripe in your own name, a payment link you can text, the fee math done once and owned.

    Milestone: a live payment link that lands money in your bank.

  6. The Pitch

    One paragraph, out loud: who, what, how much, why you — that a stranger repeats back right.

    Milestone: delivered to two real humans; both pass the repeat-back test.

  7. The First Campaign

    Positioning line, three posts, one outreach email, a flyer headline — AI-built, and SHIPPED.

    Milestone: all five pieces live within one week.

  8. The First Customer

    A stranger pays real money through your link. The graduation inside the graduation.

    Milestone: one paid transaction from someone who isn't family or a friend.

  9. The Repeatable Channel

    Whatever produced customer #1, done weekly on a calendar — not a mood.

    Milestone: four straight weeks of the routine + customer #2 or #3.

  10. The Books

    Money in, money out, what's left — a 15-minute monthly P&L in a plain spreadsheet.

    Milestone: two consecutive months of a real P&L you can explain line by line.

  11. The AI Back Office

    Your three most repetitive tasks running with AI assist — on your accounts, documented.

    Milestone: three routines running, each with a rebuildable written recipe.

  12. The Independence Audit

    If cancelling us breaks nothing, you graduate. We help you leave — that's the design.

    Milestone: clean audit, handover doc, and a proud cancellation (or a chosen stay).

Try the machine first — free, every day, no signup

A real marketing campaign for your business, in a minute.

Describe your business in a sentence. You get a positioning line, three social posts, an outreach email and a flyer headline — genuinely usable, written for your business, not a template with your name pasted in. It's Rung 7 of the curriculum, free-sampled. One full campaign free every day, no signup. Leave an email and you get more runs per day — and we remember your business between visits.

The ownership test

Cancel us and nothing breaks.

Your domain

In your registrar account from day one. Not "included in your plan." Yours.

Your site & hosting

On your accounts, movable in an afternoon — and we teach you the move.

Your revenue

Your Stripe, your bank. We take $9.99 flat — never a percentage of what you built.

Your customer list

Exported, in a file you hold. Followers are rented; the list is owned.

The only price

$9.99 a month. Cancel proudly.

$9.99/month

One tier. No credits, no meters, no usage bills, no upsell at rung six. What the ten dollars buys is the coach that knows your business — it remembers your idea, your rung, every campaign it's written you, and coaches month six with month one in mind. Walking away means starting over with an AI that's never met you. And it still graduates you: the curriculum is designed to take about twelve months and end with your cancellation. Graduates go on the alumni page — the proof that people actually leave here with something.